Sometimes I like to talk through images. Sometimes only words will do. This blog is a fusion of both, and text or comic entries may ebb or flow depending on my mood and time constraints. I talk about everything here, sex, politics, writing, religion, and anything else I probably shouldn't. I also cuss, profusely. This blog is rated Not Safe For Life and should not be read by anyone. That said, welcome to the Freakshow.
Friday, August 31, 2012
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Monday, July 2, 2012
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Family Fun - Posting Challenge, Day 14
(Also be sure to follow along with Tina, Jean, Krista, and Tambo as they say much more sane and less esoteric things than me!)

So why am I sharing a picture with faces? Because it is totally and completely ludicrous.
I know, it doesn't look funny, but let me put it in perspective.
Why don't I know for sure to what generation various family members can chart themselves? Because, in order to keep up with this family you need a programmable flow chart.
I figure, at the rate we're going, one out of every ten people will be blood related to my family by the year 2130.
Also, this casual poolside picture? Guess what time of year it was taken.
The smart ones caught the one hint in the photo and have already guessed it.
Christmas.

So why am I sharing a picture with faces? Because it is totally and completely ludicrous.
I know, it doesn't look funny, but let me put it in perspective.
- There are 27 people in that photo.
- Of that 27, 18 are blood related, the rest are by marriage.
- All 18 are blood related as children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, or great-great-grandchildren to the women in red.
- 10 are children, grandchildren, or great-grandchildren to the woman in blue right next to her.
- Only 2 are direct children of the woman in blue--3 are represented here if you include the grandchildren given to her by one of her children that has passed away.
- The woman in blue has 9 kids total.
Why don't I know for sure to what generation various family members can chart themselves? Because, in order to keep up with this family you need a programmable flow chart.
I figure, at the rate we're going, one out of every ten people will be blood related to my family by the year 2130.
Also, this casual poolside picture? Guess what time of year it was taken.
The smart ones caught the one hint in the photo and have already guessed it.
Christmas.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)