Today's is both easy and hard--show a picture of me with friends.
Easy
because, hey!, very little writing. (Creative punctuation, must love
it.) Hard because...well...remember what I said about photos?
But it's not just that, it's that I have pics taken of me by friends, or with just one or two friends, but the picture I would wish to share would have all the people who should share the limelight, and that doesn't exist. So instead, I give you a picture of legs.
This
was a Chinese New Years party. And the legs you see before you was the
natural fallout of drinking at said Chinese New Years party. It was
great fun.
For a while, whenever a friend and I would get drunk,
we'd tussle. We'd hit, but not too hard; we weren't out to beat each
other up. Mostly, we'd wrestle. Two large breasted, long legged women in
short skirts, trying to take each other down.
As a matter of
fact, no, we weren't the life of the mostly male dominated parties. We
didn't do it for the men, you see. We often started in a quiet little
corner, and it would be after we'd chatted for a long time with no sign
things were headed that direction. We tended to wind up like this, in a
deadlock, with neither winning and neither losing, though we would end
the battles like children:
"I won!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Uh-huh"
"Nuh-uh. I got you in the piggy-nose lock!"
"Well I got you in the over-the-shoulder-boulder hold."
"That was cheating! Bras are off limits!"
"They are not."
"Yes they are!"
...you get the point. Sometimes we'd tussle again, most times we'd go for another drink and dance.
I
think our crowning moment of awesome was at a Con. Some guys had
started beating drums quietly down one end of a hall, just for fun, not
for show. We wandered down to watch, and then the mood of the drums took
us. We circled and feinted and tussled and wrestled and hit while the
drums pounded, two girls just feeling their inner cavewomen. I think we
were both aware the guys were grinning as the watched, but there was not
a catcall to be had, not a word of leering encouragement said, just
silence and the pounding of the drums. It was like a spell was cast over
us all.
We never tussled again after that. Life took us in separate directions, and besides, that was a tough act to beat.
But
I know what will happen if we ever see each other again, someday. We'll
laugh, reminisce, drink, and sooner or later, with half forgotten drums
in our heads, we'll tussle.
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